So yes. As many wise people have said, there isn't really a way to describe Cebu without making it sound a little bit .. smaller than it really is. Because it's just that lovely 
Lucky for you, however, i have ingeniously developed an easy-to-read diagram that i feel is symbolic of everything that made this trip fantastic. And before anybody complains it is not a rip-off of the Olympic Games logo, although that thought did briefly occur to me. It was merely inspiration! Everyone needs inspiration okay.
And here it is! I would give you a long and complicated breakdown of all its hidden meanings and double entendres, but as i feel many people will be overwhelmed, possibly moved to inconsolable tears, by its pure emotional rawness, i'll skip my foray into philosophical marshland and just show you what i'm sure you're dying to see:

(The rings are people who went on this trip, and the bit in the middle is Cebu, because we love it)
(i did try)
But yes it's true
Even the word Cebu feels good to say! If that makes sense. Actually this is another thing i can't really describe BUT that is easily remedied. Say it with me!
Cebuuuuuuuuuuuuu
See wasn't that nice. You may repeat it, if you wish.
Anyway i think you get my point.
Cebuuuuuuuuuuuuu we love youuuuuuu
!!